I absolutely love this.
http://www.abctales.com/story/paul_a/fridge-magnet-0

There are so many things I like about it, the mundane, the realiity of it. I'm able to imagine the setting and your feelings exactly. I love this:

"I hate you for thinking glass of milk
when just before now I had you
flat on your back
with your nipples,
like two frozen peas,
placed so expertly
on top of everything, everything, everything else.
Close, please, that refrigerator door."

For those of you who were expecting a revenge-based challenge, I decided it was far too serious and thought I'd go with the following instead...

The usual drill - title is...

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer!

Off you pop!

*** pepsoid ***

http://www.abctales.com/story/chimpanzee_monkey/forked-tongues

I liked this.

At first I thinking it was all a bit 'Shameless', but then realised that it was probably more a bit 'Trainspotting'. I realise that they're easy comparisions.

Hello all: This is my first story of my life. I think I have it in order. I hope you will enjoy it or have something to talk about. I am open to all suggestion being I really do not understand how to put all of this in one area in this site. Thanks...

This is very long but I like it a lot. Descriptive I know but read.
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This is excellent.

Short, powerful, emotive and evocative. Not easy in such a short space:

http://www.abctales.com/story/romyd/shapes

Try it!

Did anyone see Stephen Fry's attack on the state of modern poetry?

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1593317,00.html

In his new book, 'The Ode Less Travelled', he produces an example of 'modern poetry' written by him and the criticises it:

"cigaretted and drinked

loaded against yourself

you seem so yes bold

irreducible

but nuded and afterloved

you are not so strong

are you

after all

So... you get to do whatever you like today - what would it be?