Ralph and The Package by Lisa Hinsley

http://www.abctales.com/lisa_hinsley/ralph_and_the_package

This is just so cheeky and irreverent Lisa...
made me laugh a lot though :o)
Reminded me somehow of Poetjude.

Alter alter to Altar
and angle to angel
and god may just forgive you :o)

Help me please!

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Can anyone help me by giving me some advice over my last posted piece, 'My Demon'? It is the first chapter of a book that I'm in the middle of writing (75% written) and I would very much appreciate people telling me what's wrong/how I can improve.

Thank you in advance!!!

Lisa

Relief

I'm back.

Hope you are all well.

I have a laptop, I have the ability (although maybe not the talent!) to write, I can post on here and broadband will be on imminently.

It's a bloody relief.

I also have this:

www.thedevilbetweenus.com

I need to sort the formatting of the stories and re-write the bio a bit, but that's basically it.

Ben

Old Jokes...

Thought I'd have a look at stuff posted in the 'Jokes' category.

Just read the following...

http://www.abctales.com/node/506334

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I'm beginning to regret it.

"P"

Norman Stanley Fletcher

Ronnie Barker died today after a long illness. It feels very strange, the sense of loss for someone I never knew. I suppose it's the memories of laughter shared with family, sitting round the TV to watch Porridge. Top bloke.

Nuns by Mark Haddon

http://books.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,12084,1581239,00.html

This poem, Nuns by Mark haddon appeared in Saturday's Guardian review and I'm just wild for it. It's yonks since I read a poem that made me think 'Whooo, that's the way it looks to me'.

" They are not mourned,
for come October,
when the ghost train shuts
down

and the coloured bulbs along
the pier
are packed away,
their places will be filled

A publisher's view of undiscovered talent

http://books.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,12084,1581278,00.html

From Saturday's Guardian review, a publisher outlines her difficulties in trying to give new, undiscovered writers a chance to be published by her. It's a valuable insight into the thinking behind book publishing, as this is a woman who sincerely wants to help new writers get published. Read the full article, and [pay attention especially to the chunk I've extracted below:

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