That story was a little dark, no offense.

Best opening to a novel, ever?

For me, it's the Nabokov classic:

'Lolita. Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.'

Captures a whole book right there. Incredible.

Well, I did it last night. Confirmed my national heritage and contribruted to the global energy crisis.

I purchased a brand new, really big, red, 4x4 Sport Utility Vehicle. It probably gets 2 miles to the gallon and can hold an entire football team (British or American.) So, now I have a really big 5 year old blue 4x4 pickup truck and a really big red 4x4 SUV. Next week, a sports car.

It's good to live alone.