Celebrity Tweets

Loud rooster crowing,
strutting colorful tail,
plucking bright kernels
from premium feeder.
Nervously pecking at
the laminated surfaces
of each scattered grain.
From sweet strands,
twittering taste buds
sift out the protein;
tweet a short, syllabic
chorus of choppy words.
Stream of gold chaff
scattered by the wind,
a spinning whirlwind.
Threshed, polished shards
gleaned by hungry chicks,
who tweep a light refrain,
re-gurging spent fibers
parsing the glutens,
for colloquial appetites
strained. From screened
pad flung, strewn into
the public's domain