Finding Fun in People's Problems

If you're looking for a show
I'd be happy to oblige
Buckle in your seat belt
It'll be a bumpy ride

I'll tell my tales of horror
Of hate and death and pride
I'll show you acts of terror
Beware the sacrificed

They'll come to haunt you all
You all that searched for show
Belittled all their troubles
Occurring long ago

Be scared of what they'll do
You'll see all that they knew
I hope you all are ready
Your show's ready for you