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Breakfast of Champions

By aforbing

Sun, 12 Sep 2004
  • 859 reads
 

I want to butter up
your love muffin
'til the pussy crumbs
make me itch.
Melting all messy,
you blueberry bitch.
I want to chew softly
the warmth of your flesh,
but you're still in the oven&;#8230;
I can't eat you yet.

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