LOVE: Sunny Side Up

I wanted to sex you
triple vex you
with my hot and hungry tongue

I wanted to hex you
to perplex you
with my mouth so starved for you

But I guess that I can't do that now
'cuz they've gone and made a law:
NO MORE EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP
I couldn't believe what I saw!

There it was on my TV
yet another thing they're taking away-
this country that calls itself
FREE

I ran to your arms
to your orange &; white charms
onto the greased griddle
where we play.

Tell me that it isn't true&;#8230;
They can't tell me
how to make LOVE to you!

But as they flipped you over
in the pan
I knew it would never
be the same again.