Why or How

Why do I go to peoples’ parties I hate, get drunk, get off with the wrong girl. Why does she have such lovely tits.
Why does the Pope wear a pointy hat. Why do I play not pray.
Why is my tee shirt inside out.
Why are their so many starving people in Africa. Why is it always jam tomorrow.
Why are their billion heirs with bank accounts with the wealth of a small African state.

Why do God's creatures ask how, oppose to…

How will I feed myself.
How are their maltesers in Fido’s dog bowl.
How will I reproduce.
How do I feed my young.
How will I swim up river, fly to warmer climes.
How is it better to be chased like a fox than run with the hounds.

Why are their more questions that answers.

How can I change this to a winning 5,7,5 Haiku combination; Why!