BETTER THAN...

If you've got flies in your soup,
It's better than soup in your flies.
If you have styes on your eyes,
Be glad that they are not pig sties.

Having a hole in your glass,
Is better than glass in your hole.
If you've got moles on your leg,
Be pleased your leg's not on a mole.

When you're spending a penny,
Be chuffed a coin's not spending you.
And running out of loo roll,
Beats a roll running out the loo.