BREAD IS AFTER YOU

Bread is after you.

It may look perfectly innocent, perhaps in the packet that it wears (I don't know - maybe the bread you know doesn't even have a packet), but don't let it fool you.
Whether it be white, brown, sliced or crusty (it comes in many varieties - which in itself should make you wary), each little crumb has got its eye on you.
So I'm appealing to you, for your own sake, to not let bread win. Take control. Don't depend on bread when it could run out on you.

Use your loaf. Before it uses you.