CHAT WITH A HEAD

"Why haven't you been at school,

Since I don't remember when?"



"I've been having some problems."



"Like what?"



"Like, horrible men."



"What have these men been doing?"



"Stealing my cider and stuff."



"And that's why you've not been here?


Well, that's just not good enough."



"Yeah, but I've got to drink though,

I can't focus otherwise.

And then I can't sleep at night,

And I'll think of unzipped flies."



"Don't tell me you're tipsy now?"



"No I'm not, that's why I'm sad."



"Honestly, you've got to change;

Your attitude is too bad."



"Yeah I know, sorry and that."



"From now on, follow the rules;

Stay sober while you're at school.

Sheesh, I pity your pupils."