CHRIS

Chris can go out,
Any given night,
Drink pint after pint,
And still walk all right.

Chris has a tattoo,
On each leg,
Of a plate of chips,
And a boiled egg.

Chris watches strippers,
As often as possible,
Gets turned on by blue movies,
And really loves football.

Anyone who knows Chris well,
Would say much the same thing;
That Chris can be great fun,
But she's not very feminine.

4 March 2003