COMPARE!

You're up there with the 'greater things',

I'm hanging around with the dirt.

I am a simple cardigan,

You are a designer silk shirt.

I'm just any day of the week,

Whereas you're a 'red letter day'.

You're special, silver and shiny,

I'm plastic that's been coloured grey.

You're spectacular and I'm not,

But that's an encouraging fact;

As I have got the hots for you,

And some say opposites attract.





Around 2004