CUDDLE THE COMFORT FOOD

"Weight losers, I've decided,
As it seems you comfort eat,
Instead of consuming fat,
Why don't you hug something sweet?

Throw your arms around a cake,
It might get crumbly, mind you.
But just embrace a cream sponge;
That is all you've got to do.

Don't think that you want cookies,
Just find something sweet to hold.
Though stay away from ice cream;
I tried hugging that - it's cold.

Don't forget; cuddle the chocs,
And you'll lose those big behinds."

"Yes but then it might be said,
That we've also lost our minds."

2005