DATING AGENCY

"So: you want to meet a man who could put his weight about if the need should ever arise, but who won't lay a finger on you in anger; he should be sensitive to your needs but not oversensitive, should you wish to take the mick out of him, as you do; he should be clean shaven, it's all right if he has a bit of body hair, you don't want a gorilla but nor do you want a man smoother than yourself; he shouldn't be shorter than you, he can be a bit taller, but you don't want a giraffe; and he should have a perfectly shaped private organ."

"Yeah."

"I don't fancy your chances, lady."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm already married to him."

Around 2003