EASY TO BET YOUR FOOD?!

You bet your crinkled chips.
You bet your mushy peas.
You bet your boiled egg.
You bet your melted cheese.

You bet your crushed garlic.
You bet your chopped carrot.
You bet your sticky bun.
You bet your chipped chocolate.

You bet your burnt sugar.
You bet your spiked icing.
You bet your clotted cream...

...That I am not gambling.

October 2006