GIRLFRIEND INSTRUCTION POEM FROM HER BOYFRIEND

Cancel appointments you may have for tomorrow,
Unless something's vital and then we will both go.
Be prepared to receive a wide range of presents.
Play the song that to us has such significance.
Don't worry if the place is a bit of a state.
Remind yourself that I believe you're my soul-mate.
Make sure there will be enough room for the flowers,
And don't plan on sleeping for twenty-four hours.

April 2006