KILLING ME SOFTLY

He tried to kill me softly;

He threw me into a wall.

It was made from marshmallow,

And it felt quite pleasurable.



So then he got a bar out,

And he struck me in the head.

It was made from candyfloss.

"That is rather nice," I said.



Lastly, he tried to choke me,

With two layers of strong card.

"Well, that's no good," I told him,

"For that method is too hard."





Around 2004