KISS A MISS

MissCalculate - she likes adding things up and loves takeaways.

MissConduct - she likes telling people what to do with their instruments, particularly those of what she considers to be attractive guys.

MissFire - she's ginger, only wears red or orange and never feels the cold.

MissGiving - very generous; gives all her wages to charity.

MissHear - she thinks she's good at eavesdropping, but no-one else agrees.

MissInterpret - she is able to get along with anyone, as she is fluent in every language of the world.

MissLay - she likes to share her love around, to put it politely.

MissLead - you may have heard of man's best friend - well sorry man, she's your dog's best friend.

MissMatch - she enjoys bringing people together - especially at football games, where she'd get bored otherwise.

MissTake - watch out for this one; she's a bit of a gold-digger.

MissTreat - she keeps boxes of chocolates in her cupboard and trifles in her fridge; shame they're all out of date.

27 January 2006