KNIVES AND LIVES

Are you fed up with your looks?
If you are then come to us.
We'll cut you open and stuff,
But hey; won't you look gorgeous?

We will tie up your loose ends.
We'll make your boobs really pert;
Even if you are a man,
They'd look fine with the right shirt.

We're great at giving bruises.
Suck up to liposuction.
We will enlarge our pockets,
And give you cash reduction.

We can give you a fat lip.
Get a lift and try your luck,
At seeing how you'll turn out,
For we really give a tuck.

June 2006