NAUGHTY JUNGLE

Watch out for the spiders,

They get about a lot.

Though that is partly due,

To all those legs they've got.



Those ants are saucy gits;

For they will bite your bits,

And then say to your face,

How awful your bits taste.



The snakes are dodgy too;

They're extremely sneaky.

Don't tell them a secret;

They'll tell everybody.



The scorpions are worst;

For you will think they've gone,

But then they'll pinch your ass;


Then what will you sit on?





Around 2004