NICHOLAS

You'd never see two girls at the same time;
The number is more likely to be eight.
I'd be surprised if no-one has realised,
Why you always turn up late for a date.

You steal steel, break brakes and nick thick knickers.
You think of a faithful man as a wuss.
But there is one thing you can have faith in;
You will never be a saint, Nicholas.

22 February 2006