OH, I WISH I WAS AN ALIEN

I wish I was an alien,
Mingling with the real stars.
In my amazing UFO,
I'd turn my noses up at cars.

I'd have perfect alien kids,
Without having a pregnancy,
And so minus giving birth;
Instead I'd think kids out of me.

I'd have many alien blokes,
Although he would be the same guy;
He'd change his image often,
To excite my big turquoise eye.

I wish I was an alien;
With all that space I'd feel so free.
But now I'll get my revenge,
By swallowing a Galaxy.

30 May 2006