OLIVER'S NIGHT OF FRIGHT

He saw cackling women with broomsticks;
With worryingly long handles.
He saw very hairy, scary men,
With long nails, loving wolf whistles.

He noticed pale chaps with gelled back hair,
With bloodstains on their shirts and cloaks.
He saw grubby, dead quiet females,
Sat with some groaning, scruffy blokes.

He spotted a guy in see-through clothes,
Rattling heavy chains crazily.
Then Oliver firmly decided,
He should 'miss out' on this orgy.

30 October 2006