A PLACE CALLED C

In C no-one says nasty things to you,
Everyone's happy with the jobs they do,
Steps turn into slides if people's legs ache,
Books read their words out if you need a break,
For five seconds rainbows become fluffy,
When people fall down it happens softly,
Drink won't make people act aggressively,
Which proves; stranger things have happened at C.

January 2006