QUESTIONS TO A BOY BAND

"Your music is too mediocre.
You remain the same which ain't much fun.
I would like to see you stretched a bit."

"We're a boy band not a rubber one."

"But I've got more passion in my nose,
Than the four of you combined have got.
I don't understand why you're so bland."

"That's why we're a boy band and you're not."

"But none of you have a splendid voice.
You put on just an OK live show.
On stage some of you could gather dust."

"That's why we're a band and not solo."

"But why not be a thrilling boy band;
One of the best this planet has known,
Making refreshingly great music?"

"No, that can't happen; you're on your own."

21 November 2005