QUITE A CAN MAN?

He is very fond of candles.
No-one drinks lager like he can.
He has a girlfriend called Candice,
She's Canadian and a gran;
Though she's just thirty-six years old.
She can still perform the cancan,
Which he thinks is significant,
As he is a huge cancan fan.

Sometimes he gets cantankerous;
She then gets scantily clad,
Which means his current mood changes,
To scandalous from being bad.
He thinks that it is uncanny,
That they're both Cancer and love scans.
But he's opened a can of worms,
By saying that he can't stand cans.

17 August 2006