REELING FEELING

If you're able to imagine,
A boy chewing at a pen lid,
Hailstones hitting a car bonnet,
Tearing through a face on ten quid,

A fork pricking a potato,
A teenager squeezing a spot,
An aggressive man with an axe;
Hacking into a mountain top,

Someone with a pint of Guinness;
Who with their hand starts foam-poking,
Then maybe you'll have an idea,
Of how you're doing my head in.

20 March 2006