U DON'T WANT THAT, DO U?

"You don't want that."
"Yes, I do."
"It'll do no good."
"Well, who asked you?"

"Your hair will go all manky,
Your skin will be dull too."
"You really do think that will happen?"
"Yes, I really do.
You only have to look at me."
"What, you've ate loads of it?"
"Ooh, you cheeky so and so."
"Ain't you had a bit?"

"I've never touched that stuff,
It hasn't even reached my lips."
"Well, you've said enough,
I'd better get some down me, quick!"

Around 2002