VEGETABLE WOMAN

I've a turnip for a head,
Two long cucumbers for legs.
My torso is a marrow.
My bottom bit's potato.

My neck is a slab of suede,
And my hands are lettuce leaves.
My toes are baby carrots.
I have radishes for knees.

My feet are well-grown parsnips.
I have cauliflower breasts.
I have whitish green hair;
It's made of onions and cress.

My ears are button mushrooms,
My strong arms are celery.
And if you're vegetarian;
I'm terribly mouldy.