WHIPLASH

Do you want 'lashings' of 'love'?
Would that be a hit with you?
Is giving you harsh treatment,
Something you want me to do?

Do you want to feel the beat?
Do you find that thought striking?
Does it make your lust as hard,
As the hat of a Viking?

Does being dominated,
Seem like an erotic dream?
If it does, then bugger off;
All you'll get whipped is ice cream.