X SURVEY

"I'm doing a survey,
About what turns people on.
Are you straight?"

"I sure am."

"Can I ask you?"

"You sure can."

"OK - chests; Hair or no hair?"

"Doesn't matter. I don't care."

"Well, how about facial hair?"

"I don't mind it being there."

"How about muscles?"

"That's fine, too."

"Not an average man,
Are you?"