YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MY HUSBAND?

So you're in love with my husband, are you?
Is there something you like especially?
Perhaps you'd like it when he returns home,
Drunk out of his head, at ten to three?

Or perhaps you'd love it how he attempts,
To hide his many sleazy magazines.
Or maybe you think you would dig the way,
Those stubborn stains won't wash out from his jeans.

So you want to lay with him, do you?
Do you also fancy hearing him snore?
Or when he gets up in the midst of night,
And then thoughtlessly bangs the bedroom door?

But despite the faults only I would know,
My husband is as faithful as can be.
So scamper off and fall in love elsewhere,
For the man you claim to want is with me.

Around 2003