ZAPPER THE MAGICIAN

Zapper was a magician;
Which didn't do much for me.
But when he got his dove out,
He did it so charmingly.

He sawed a woman in half,
Which I was happy about.
For she was a nasty thing,
And she needed sorting out.

He turned my legs to jelly,
Which I thought was rather mean;
I said I wanted orange,
But he made them go lime green.

He created a dark mist;
It was purple and looked weird.
That was Zapper's most slick trick,
For since then, he's disappeared.