ZOEY

"Zoey, I have a few criticisms...Firstly, I don't like the way you use
the phone as your own personal dating service."

"But the guys call me."

"I don't care if they call you a tart - cut it out. Secondly, I don't
like the way you leave your underwear lying around the place."

"It's my way of marking my own territory. It's better than urinating on
things, isn't it?"

"Correct. But you're not a cat - so cut it out. And lastly, I don't
like the way you write on the walls."

"It's always important things that I need to remember to do,
though."

"Right. But most people use notepads, so-"

"You want me to cut it out?"

"Correct. After you've scrubbed it off the walls. Other than that, you
are a model employee..."

Around 2003