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Also from America the League against cruelty to Zombies, or the L.C.Z were very concerned that the new series of the waking dead, could demean and portray the zombie population in America as flesh eating narcissistic dead people. 
Alan Shripton of the L.CZ had this to say: "we are finding ourselves being marginalized by society." he began. "when I was first diagnosed as dead, I thought that I could live a free life away from the hypocritical standards of the modern world. Now I have to run for my life as most people out there want to shoot me in the head."
Sarah Palin, a Republican, who shares the Zombies plight had this to say: 
"Being in a party full of Zombies, I and my fellow Republicans find the treatment of the Zombie population, both here and abroad terribly demeaning. So we are starting a new political movement: the Zombie tea party, where we will stand around in large groups protesting for the rights of Zombies both here and abroad...there is no reason for the living to treat the dead in this disgraceful way."
News of this soon reached the PR man as he was on his way back from China with his best mate Guildors. 
"Of course I agree with Ms Palin" began the PR man. 
"The disgraceful treatment of our living dead is a disgrace, that is why I am working with the Chinese to force a deal where they can live their lives free from the hostilities of the living, somewhere in China." 
The creator and developer of the walking dead, Frank Darabont and Robert Kirkman had this to say: 
"The walking dead, in no way undermines the treatment of the zombie population, both here or abroad. Instead, it shows the plight of these individuals, if, in a possible scenario, the zombies did actually out number the living, how would they be treated by society is a huge cause for concern." When they were asked if real zombies were used in the show, they both strongly denied the allegation. 
"These are actors, trained in the national zombie school, we strongly deny the use of any real zombies in our show, and if you state otherwise we will be seeking legal action."
Alan Shripton had this to say. 
"Many of my fellow Zombies, some in positions of authority, are finding it hard to equate what is seen on the show, with anything other than prejudice, this is why we have worked with the republican party to close down all business and administrative duties, until the issue is brought before congress."
We asked the president, to comment but he was busy relaxing having a joint and a good laugh. 
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