his tube of spam

The ginger one is in the sun
the inside pages show his shining bum,
I wouldn't mind or give damn,
If I felt that he could just show of his tube of spam.

His tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.
his tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.

now we all know he's not royalty,
justa man... with a good pension plan...
an' we all think he's done a fine job,
bein' a little brave, in Afghanistan...
But now he's 'aving fun in the desert,
wit some mates and a couple of can's,
there are some pictures but their a bit blurry,
and we wanna see his tube of spam

his tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.
his tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.

the newspapers, they have been churlish,
they are grumpy and say that it's unfair,
that You tube gets all the credits
for the pictures of a man bare.
but a man is aman after all...
and getting drunk in america's desert
has been done by many men before
his not the first he won't be the last
so, come on... let's see his tube of spam

his tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.
his tube of spam, his tube of spam,
we all wanna see his tube of spam.

Now our nation is screaming bout privacy
when you tube opens up the world,
and the Government wants to stop people
sharing the pictures of Royal celeb's in the nude.
To me, it's not that important,
after all, us men, we all have one too,
I'd put it up for a broadcast,
but me wife would slap me for bein' rude...
But spam is spam, that's what i say,
its not the size of the tube that counts.
So I'm off to buy me paper,
and see what the fuss is about,
But one thing I know for certain
that his tube of spam is cut out...