men vs women

"Dear Men

us women dont want money,

 gifts, flowers or chocolates

what we do want is for your to do your own laundry,

 cook your own dinner, not scruff the place up and to put the toilet seat down

yours sincerely

women"

 

Dear women

we hear you, and we truly understand,

but sometimes -as you know- its hard to be a man.

its hard to figure out how the washing machine works,

especially when the instructions, are written in bad verse.

Its also hard to sit and have a good piss too,

especially with the morning cock.

Its simply near impossible to do.

And I know the oven is complex,

though I try to make the dinner

remember my last attempt:-

 

Overdone spam fritters?

 

And I still recall your sad face,

your oval eyes so wide.

as you tried to bite the carbon

never mind you said next time

You'd bring my dinner in a carton.

 

But what is it that we can do?

because I simply do not have a clue,

the works dried up,

the shops are full even the fire

turns on with a button

In this day and age

the real role of man is almost near forgotten.

We need our bearskins and our arrows

to forage in the Dirt

to bring back the meat and so then feed

while playing with your skirt.

 

Now millenuims later

the clothes are shrunk

the loos blocked up

and the dinners over dun

Sorry love I must dash.

the footballs on Im done.

 

"Dear Men

ya dinner is the dog

your clothes are in a bin bag

the locks have been changed

yours sincerely

women"

 

Dear woman

The dinner was the Dog,

the clothes are on my back

change the locks

that sounds good

now where are my crumbing fags?

from man.

"woman
see ya couldnt find ya fags without asking a woman."
 

dear woman

Mans place is in the wilderness

Love is not for him.

For that word is more illusion

like that cleaning powder "Vim"

We set it up

So you could fall into the trap

of making our lives easy

And cleaning up our crap

We'd like to say that love

is what we can do for you,

But... in all reality

love is a pile of monkey poo.

Male lions primates

birds and animals of all sorts

Just hang around till the job is done

then they bugger off, of course.

So what do you expect

From the male in your front room?

we are no different than any other

species and that is sadly true.

We try our best,

To make you laugh

and sigh in our fleshy arms

but we are weak and aimless

and we always fall for your

deceiving charms.

So what is man,

This mighty vein,

this waste of time tis true,

we are more in need of you

than you think we are that's true.

Kind regards  from  Men

"Dear Men

"I feel hormonal, and fat and i dont think you love me any more

by the way i poisoned ur coffee

yours sincerely

women"

men
hahahah
falls down dead.