Bad to the bone.

If you name your dog after Alphonse Capone

You can fully expect him to be bad to the bone

He messes carpets and eats all of your shoes

It's no big surprise you have the bad dog blues.

He answers to no one, especially not you

Chews at the furniture for something to do

Drags you for walkies at the end of his lead

Has you wondering why you went for that breed.

He growls and postures like something that kills

And there was you thinking he'd help attract girls

Now it looks like you're destined to be all alone

You and that bad to the bone Alphonse Capone.