Designer (Fashion).

Fashion designer.

There's no accounting for taste
I mean just look at the state of
My glasses, and the rug
In my bathroom
No
There's no accounting for taste

Except for young girls of about
Fourteen or
Fifteen
Or cocaine?
But these are just stereotypes
Like my shoes
I'm actually a big reader.

Don't believe everything
You read in the paper(s)
Or even the interviews on
TV, I'm very much
A private person, I even
Like cooking

And the stuff they found on
My hard-drive
Was somebody else's snuff.