James

"Thankyou james" my little friend,
He didn't understand, and ran to the loo.
I am not talking to James, I am talking to you,
I thought I'd take him to the park,
Young James he was a jolly little fellow,
But Grandad thought it would be a great idea,
To tie his legs with strips of wooded veneer
But sometimes you just can't see the wood for the trees!!
I thought I'd ask him about the birds and the bees,
I wonder how you have so much time to read this
There was no place to park!
What are you doing you can't do that,
But grandad was a arrogant twat,
"Just play my game, for once in your life!"
Tripped and fell onto his knees,
What's the difference between this and then?
This is actually the beginning, and not the end.

This is a bulk of work and none of it's sentences
Are in the right order, or in the right tenses.