Trannie Terror

Bangkok Chick Boy

When my mate Dave comes down off his drugs,
I think he will be sick,
Because he's sharing his bed with a girl,
Who's also got a dick,
He's living his life in a drug crazed haze,
But one day the clouds will clear,
He'll be frozen with shock,his face all white,
and this is what you'll hear.

"I'm never doing drugs again,
I think I'm gonna reach.
A Bangkok Chick boy in my bed,
I need to drink some bleach.
I cant believe what I have done,
F...k those pills were strong,
Oh shit it's standing in front of me in nothing but a thong.
Lola this is embarrassing,
I don't know what to say,
Perhaps if I just close my eyes,
You'll f..king go away.
But when I opened up my eyes,
Things had just got worse.
The bedroom door had been locked shut,
And it had dressed up as a nurse.
I want to play hospital,
The words rang in my head.
I figure I'm the patient,
As I'm pushed down on the bed.
Why me,why me,them f..king pills,
Oh no this isn't fair,
I drop down to my knees,
And offer God a prayer.
"Dear God,
It's Dave please help me,
Oh bollocks then that's it.
Here it comes, its sliding in and it aint gonna fit !
Bangkok Chick boy screams with joy and then it starts to laugh,
As I cry out f..king hell it's ripping me in half.
Banging in and out of me at a tremendous force,
It's got tits and the face of a girl,
But its hung just like a horse.
I awake the next morning was it but a dream?
The she-male thank God was nowhere to be seen.
Oh yes, twas but a nightmare,
But no I am a liar,
The truth is right here,
My ring is on fire !!!!