You dare call me dim?

My mind, my brain (sung slowly, almost just said)
Has been stitched, fixed, rearranged
This pounding in my head,
It's driving me insane
In fact it's making me rather deranged

I was an ordinary girl,
Not so long before,
I was lovely, I was pretty, I was
Perfect in every way,
In fact people used to say (start getting louder)
That I was dim, I was dumb
I was beautiful but as thick as sin
In short, I was a complete bore
But then I thought
I'm sick of this, no more!

My mind, my brain (about the same volume as the last verse)
Has been stitched, fixed, rearranged
This pounding in my head,
It's driving me insane
In fact it's making me rather deranged

Shortly after, I decided to (near enough speak this verse, until the last two lines then shout)
Take a shortcut to fame
Which involved me going all zombie
And eating my own brain,
Hence how this stupid songs
Chorus came!

My mind, my brain (sung normal volume)
Has been stitched, fixed, rearranged
This pounding in my head,
It's driving me insane
In fact it's making me rather deranged

Taking my mind out was (normal volume, but slowly get louder and faster throughout the verse)
Much easier then getting it back in,
Because once it's taken out
You tend to go a bit limp,
But once it's shoved back,
Although very very rare,
Ensuring a lightning storm is near
And after sticking a few electrodes in my ear
A scientist with his fancy gear
Can bring me back again
To fill the world with fear!

My mind, my brain (sing angry and fast)
Has been stitched, fixed, rearranged
This pounding, these bolts, this stupid
screwdriver in my head
It's driving me insane
It's driving me deranged!

Now I'm back I can get all those dicks, (scream this verse)
Chop them up with chainsaws and
Beat them up with whips,
I'll slice them up for daring
To call me dumb,
Well they'll be laughing up
The other end,
Because they'll be laughing through a
Pigs bum!!

My mind, my brain (sing angry and loud)
Has been stitched, fixed, rearranged
This pounding, these bolts, this stupid
screwdriver in my head
It's driving me insane
It's driving me deranged!

Hey, there's that kid who use to always steal my juice, (louder)
Well, this na-na-naring chainsaw should give
His running legs an energy boost,
Crunch his bones with an axe
Jump on his head, jump and smash
His skull until he's dead
Whip your clothes off and go comando
Paint yourself green and run like
And blood stained avocado,
Beat the living shit out of this guy
Beat the shit up until he dies!!!

My mind, my brain (scream your lungs out)
Has been completely rearranged
It's driven me insane I am completely deranged!!!