No pressure!

Summary:  This is for today's ladies who ( I think ) have a tough job keeping their men happy.

No pressure to just lose some weight

And shed a pound or two

Those ladies in the magazines

I'm afraid don't look like you.

No pressure to just  dye your hair

And make yourself look good

Or get it styled like on TV

Because you think you should.

No pressure to just look so good

To dazzle and look your best

To impress him all hours of the day

Though your body may protest.

No pressure to just nip and tuck

To get that perfect smile

To cut away all excess fat

Your body to restyle.

No pressure to just lie right back

And spread those legs out wide

To satisfy him every night

And take it in your stride.

No pressure to just boost his pride

And applaud his every word

Though the stuff that pours out from his lips

May seem at best absurd!