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Up on the rooftop,
I hope I don`t slip.
Down another chimney,
What a tight fit.
Why do they always leave the fire burning?
I should just throw this stuff down, let them find charred remains in
the morning.
More milk and cookies, please, I need good cheer.
What I really would like are some chips and a cold beer!
I hope you are all sleeping when I come in.
Otherwise all you get is coal in your stocking.
Merry Chrismas to all and to all, good night.
I`m glad this night is over, I`m going to the bar for a good
fight.
The snow is really falling, the hell with you all.
One last trip, once and for all.
The stores are closed.I screwed up again.
Maybe Barbie will be satisfied with Ken.
I`ve had it with Christmas, yes it`s sad but true.
I really don`t care if you cry........boo hoo.
The night is over, I need a rest!
This time I was put to the test.
In the morning you will hear crying and moaning.
Who gives a damn, Now I`m done roaming.
Find someone else, it`s a hell of a job.
One night a year for any old slob.
Put on the red suit, get into the sleigh.
Flick the reins, get on your way.