I made a grown woman cry tonight

I made a grown woman cry tonight
I was seven times her size
and I told her she had lost her looks
I said her heart was all gristle
and her lungs were rolled-up cereal packets
and her spine was collapsible
like a telescope,
I said like a telescope I can see into your past
your husband left you even though
you did nothing wrong in particular
it was just like ' Christ ' I'm so fucking bored of this woman I
made a grown woman cry tonight
Meg Ryan, Meg Ryan, Meg Ryan ' the woman your husband is with
looks a bit like Meg Ryan