India

Call centres migrate

I eat curry all the time
and I know that having half

to India

and half
is in bad taste

because workers wages
are lower

although when I tried it,
dipping a chip in Madras gravy,

and, in India, all employees
are graduates

it tasted pretty good
but, apparently, you shouldn't mix

so it's not as if you can say that
British employees are better

carbohydrates and even just having
a baked potato after six o'clock

qualified. The levels of service
in Indian call centres

can make you put on weight
because your body

has been shown to be higher
than in Britain. In fact, Britain

doesn't have time to break it down properly
like when the water backs up

is bad at customer service
in general: we are grumpier, frumpier

and fills the bottom of the bath
while you're having a shower.

and less motivated than most
of our European cousins.