Affirming Words
By buddyboy
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Affirming Words
You got hard boiled ova
And chips on your shoulder
I know you’re 40
But you look much older
Your fake tan’s warm
But your heart’s much colder
And your profile should be
In a psychiatrists folder
You’re the opposite of cool
A waste of molecules
Your breasts are artificial
But that’s just superficial
It’s your soul that’s fake
It’s a puddle not a lake
For me to destroy you
It’d take a stake
Through your heart,
You’re covered in paint
But you ain't art
You’re a lump of meat
But you ain't a la carte
You’re an epic fart
You’re a birth defect
The hurricane after the butterfly effect
Your oral hygiene’s a victim of neglect
And you’ve only just learnt to walk erect
You’re the stupidest woman I ever met
Seriously love, is my dinner ready yet?!
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