society crumbling or a good clip round the lug

is it bordering on insanity
when i hear kids using profanity
to such a vulgar extreme
using words i wouldnt dream
do they even understand what they say
or even what the words mean
i think they should learn, or at least wash their mouths clean
how can i expect them to know better of it
when out the shop comes mum or dad saying "get here ya little shit"
so let me explain in the only way that i can give
the origin of some of the worst of expletive

lets start....

in days of of old when knights were bold
and wanted their thing inside sweet maiden
with the laws that stood at that time
it would have been a horrendous crime
so an application to the crown
for mr knight to get on down
out of wedlock was the thing
granted licence to "F ornicate U nder C onsent of the K ing"

now the word which is the big no no
often heard from the mouths of dross
would make jesus cover his ears..and the fall down off the cross
for hundreds of years ago "innocently" it started life
for the cunt was merely a sheath to hold a legendry warriors knife

i here tell, though not sure how true
when child was born in hospital, without a father due
the child had placed around its neck a string of wooden beads
to inform the different nurses of the mother and childs needs
so the wrong thing was not said or done or to put upon any doubt
though inevitably pressure was placed to cast the pair of them out
the name of the beads around childs neck was called the bastiad
the beads disappeared over time but the name the child had

c.d lee