King of chimpanzees

Sipping on my banana daiquiri
As my cohorts fumble with their drinks unable to think
Don't pay attention to those silly creatures baby
Just me baby...me...me...me

What's that you say?
You want to be a what? Huh?
You want to do that? Why try to be more than what you are?
Nevermind, that's not important
I'll just nod my head and accept my grunts as affirmation
Of my tolerance
Of your attempt at transcending
"So what do you think ab-blah blah blah?"
Honey, you ask lots of questions
Politics? You ask of religion?
Just more questions...
I didn't even know we were having a conversation.

Lets get on the dance floor, I'll show you my prowess
Nimble feet, agile treat...for your spectating eyes
Like what you see? Good. I like it too.
You know
I drive a Mercedes,
have a place is the Palisades
Now you're touching me, mmm...
That's the signal I want
Get my urges going
Now I know you won't stop.
Let's go back to my place baby, we can get more "friendly"
Don't pretend to not have the same instinctual cravings
Don't let that flimsy humanity get in the way
Its just a story, made up hullabaloo
To dull your senses
Try to get you to be someone besides you

That's right babe
You're in mythical magical awe
Of the cranberry cabin on the hill
Full of goodies
Taste the spring time nature on your tongue
I can already feel humid surges sweating from humanities brow
Come over here baby, put your head down, submit to me
Mmm

Now for the instincts taking over
Bite, scratch, shred the flesh with your claws
I'll shred you too, break you
Dropping pretenses, silly notions, the commotion in your brain
Forget that shit baby, we weren't meant to be tame
Animalistic growls, moans of dominance
Tugging your fur, make you my mate for a night
I especially liked it when you put up a fight
It was good baby, you were good...that's what I needed

Lay here for a moment, aching gasps of earth
Then your thoughts drive away purity of the wild
That's my cue that you didn't learn anything
Though it was nice you could come by
But now you're invading my territory
Feel free to trespass again sometime
Baby, you can have another drink
Take a few sips, again be an animal with me
Though all us apes want to be your alpha male
I'm the tops compared to the rest of these
My tool are the least primitive
I am the super-monkey

I left the recesses of the jungle eons ago
And climbed down from my tree
After all, who said we're human, baby?
I'm just what I was made to be
So here I stand before you

The king of the chimpanzees